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Thank You all, for your enthusiastic response on my blogs. Truthfully, it is nothing less then the fuel to my inspiration for never to cease writing. Hence, this is something new I have experimented and hopefully you would like reading it. If you must, please leave a comment below and only then I shall write the Chapter 2.
Disclaimer : Everything mentioned below is entirely a work of fiction and I do not want to search for a new job, unless I get paid better.
Chapter 01 : The Boss Almighty
My name is Avinash and I am a bonded labour, precisely I work in huge corporate park with an air conditioned environment and I wear torn clothes sometimes for which I paid to have them rigged, when I bought them. Somehow, I am at the bottom (Executive Level) of the corporate chain which means that my energy and brains are consumed by everyone else in this pathetic chain.The day I saw a movie named "The Wolf Of Wall Street", I wondered if such a boss really exist or not ?, however I am given somewhat close to that environment when I need a leave or leaves or need to leave early or need to reach late and extremely opposite if I am not happy with my raise in salary. Otherwise, I can also unintentionally become the most incompetent, disgraceful and a human without any ethics whatsoever.
The most ironic part is when they share their success stories which no one wants to hear, and somehow we have gather courage to appreciate their struggle, when we really don't give a shit about it.
Once upon a time, there was a human whose internal body parts could speak to each other and they use to fight a lot. Once, they had a huge argument on who is the most important part of the human body. The participants were Brains, Heart, Liver, Lungs, Kidney, Stomach, Asshole etc.
Upon the argument everyone concluded and agreed that it's only the asshole who is not needed, rather it is a disgrace to the human body. When, asshole heard about this conclusion it became angry and took an oath to not work at all and ended up shutting itself.
Initially, none of the others bothered and kept doing their tasks diligently. However, as the time passed Stomach started to ache since the shit could not be disposed and along with it even Liver and Kidney. Gradually, all other organs started to get worried, in the end the lungs took a deep breath and brains painfully asked everyone to apologize to asshole for it is the most important part. Even Heart unwillingly agreed and all apologized to asshole and lived happily ever after.
Moral of the story : "Boss Is Always An Asshole".
Hypothetically, they dispose the shit that we do not have to deal with, otherwise they give us a headaches, which makes them almighty. Whatever they do, we still have to agree to them willingly or unwillingly.
But, only this cannot be a justified reason for their behavior we have to tolerate.
Do we suffer less because of their whining all the time?
Moreover, every boss has their pawns whose job is to distinguish and eliminate the potential threats and a lot of many other tasks instead of their own work. Apparently, this is an aspect to be discussed in Chapter 02 since these pawns comes in multiple breeds.
I am certain most of us has a few stories about our bosses and please share them in the comments below (Needless to say, anonymously) and I may include them in the next chapter.
Always remember "Boss is always right, because they are assholes". Choose Wisely and Live Freely ...Cheers !!!
Hopefully, you liked reading it and do not forget to connect with me. Thank you for reading !
